I'm way too young to lie here forever⭐️
John is doing that creepy thing again where he wakes up long before Zari (if he ever slept) and watches her sleep later into the morning. One slightly rough hand smooths its way up and down her arm as he waits patiently for her to come to, leaning up against the headboard and trying to calculate how much time they have before someone crashes in here to get them to breakfast and then to some broken part of history. Since coming back from their vacation, they haven't spent much quality time one-on-one between the team and each of their day jobs. Not to mention him getting Astra settled and everything that's going on there. It only makes the time they do have more precious, though, and moments like this seem all the more surreal.
"Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?" he murmurs in his gravely tone that comes from too many years of cigarettes and booze. "Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and Summer's lease hath all too short a date." He's realizing as he recites the poem how long it's actually been in real-world time since the Romeo and Juliet debut. That kiss... The back of his hand travels over her cheek gently, thinking it unfair that as a timetraveler he can't make this moment last forever.
"Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?" he murmurs in his gravely tone that comes from too many years of cigarettes and booze. "Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and Summer's lease hath all too short a date." He's realizing as he recites the poem how long it's actually been in real-world time since the Romeo and Juliet debut. That kiss... The back of his hand travels over her cheek gently, thinking it unfair that as a timetraveler he can't make this moment last forever.

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"Only cause you caught me with my pants down," he jokes with a dry laugh that quickly spirals into a cough.
Despite the actual violence she just displayed, he can't help the way his body wants to react to her right now though he knows they don't have the time. The only way he can think to retaliate is by nudging his hips up into hers, it seems suggestive until he uses it to flip her over so he's covering her on the floor now, his hands pinning her wrists against the hard floor.
"Why so red, sweetheart?" Nevermind the bright red flush crawling up his chest and onto his own throat.
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"I could ask you the same thing." Zari meets his gaze, then drawing attention to the red creeping at his throat with her eyes, back up again. She's determined to play it cool even as she feels her body react, nipples pebbling underneath the silk. At least the robe is a nice cover for that, Zari thinks.
"You should get dressed, sweetheart. You look ridiculous." And you know if it gets her up that's just a nice perk. Actions having consequences is so overrated.
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"Oh, I look ridiculous, do I?" he can't help but taunt her, not wanting to let go until she at least puts up a fight. Instead, predictably, she's trying to talk herself out of a tight spot. "As I recall it, was trying to pull my trousers up when you started in on... this."
Even if she won't fight him, John thinks it's high time she answer for her crimes!!
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"Now are you ready to get up? I wouldn't mind breakfast and I'd hate to have to teach you another lesson so soon."
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"You know I can't deny that." How good she looks, and how it makes him feel no matter the context, but that hardly means he'll let her win. He is a Taurus after all. "But that only means I'm used to looking silly next to you. I could do this all day."
And food isn't much of a bribe for the guy who eats like a bird most of the time, either. Sorry, Zari. It's not going to be that easy today. His smile turns a little mean as dark eyes latch onto hers from above.
"I'd like to see you try that, princess." And if she really thinks that through, it's a win-win for John any way it falls out so she had better tread lightly if she wants to come out of this with a shred of dignity whatsoever.
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That smile does literally nothing to cool down that drive to win either. Yes, logically she knows he's loving every second of this and literally can't lose at this point, but swallowing pride?? That's a step too far for her. "You'd be surprised by how resourceful I am." Zari remarks sweetly just before tilting her head up to nip at the first bit of flesh she can get.
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"That doesn't surprise me in the least." It sounds fond despite the power struggle they're having and his head dips down to capture her lips suddenly in a fiercely possessive kiss he feels powerless to stave off. Blunt nails dig into the soft flesh of her wrists as he moves his mostly naked body against silk-clad curves in a way designed to drive Zari as insane as she's driving him.
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She doesn't realize what kind of trouble she's in until he starts moving against her. She feels electricity hit her belly hard as the hard line of his body moves into hers; drawing attention to how perfectly they slot together. The way he digs her nails in brings up memories of their previous escapades. Zari whimpers against his mouth, finally trying to move beneath him even if she can't be sure to what end. "That's cheating." Zari complains with a gasp when their kiss finally breaks for a second.
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"You tackle me to the ground and I'm the one who's cheating," he complains without any bite, leaning in to kiss her again and roll them both onto their sides even while his lungs burn unpleasantly. He kicks his pants back off so when he does try to get up he doesn't trip and fall (again.)
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She strokes his hair gently as she works up the will to sit up. "I knew I shouldn't have brought up the font sizes. I was basically asking you to jump on top of me." Zari points out seriously even as she struggles to keep a straight face. Good thing he likes it when she's mean.
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"Exactly. This is all your fault." John has to laugh at the pair they make, only they could screw up getting out of bed this badly. "Good thing you're going to make it up to me later." He strokes a hand over her face and through the hopeless mess her hair has become, leaning in like he might steal one last kiss before instead using her as leverage once again to get himself to his feet.
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"You have some making up to do too! Look at my hair!" Zari grabs some leave-in condition to try and sort this mess out. So rude!!
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"They're just going to make us get in some poncy fancy dress anyway." He makes a face at her as she continues to fuss with her hair, looking extra ridiculous with a shirt and tie on and nothing else.
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"Zari, you're the only one who cares if your hair is messy. Look at you." John is dead serious, he really wants her to look. A sun spot here or there, some darkness under her eyes and around her mouth. No real wrinkles that he can spot, especially not compared to his face just behind hers, but all the tiny flaws make up the most beautiful image he's ever seen. "What do you see?"
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She forces herself to look at the image reflected back at her, settling down the bottle to keep from fidgeting with it. Zari hates that she can't see what he sees. She hates more that she has to admit it. Her bottom lip trembles just before she forces the words past them. "Things I have to fix." It comes out flat and small like she's embarrassed. She is, of course. He's not supposed to see this part too.
Zari's eyes meet his in the mirror. "It's different for me, okay? They're expecting gorgeous Zari. I can't look like this around them. They'll stare." You know at the millions of flaws that have been beaten into her head since the age of ten.
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"You already are her." She's always gorgeous to him, and he sighs, squeezing her around the middle and drawn to stare at her reflection again. "And if they do stare, it's because they see what I see." John kisses the side of her face gently, knowing saying that probably won't change anything, but he has to try.
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"You're just saying that because you're so in love with me that it's blinded you." Yes, she is kind of quoting Padme Amidala. If Behrad is going to pick Star Wars for every movie night, she had to find something to love about those movies!! (Even if now she cries whenever Natalie Portman comes up.)
Zari doesn't want to dismiss what he's saying outright. She picks something she thinks she can be comfortable with. "But, in case you're onto something... maybe I can start slow. Like no makeup? During breakfast. They'll be too focused on their food to say anything." Or more likely no one will notice because those dummies love her too except Mick who will probably prefer it tbh.
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He bites into his lip to keep from ruining the moment, tapping on the surface of the dresser idly before heading on his way. This is their makeshift family, John thinks they can deal not seeing Zari perfectly done up. Not to mention they'd appreciate the extra bathroom time.
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Zari ends up doing a simple side braid that manages to look just messy enough to appear authentic. She stays in her pajamas to go enjoy her tea, vegan eggs, and roasted veggies with their family. Naturally no one notices and the usual bickering continues. It turns out to be a great way to start the morning.
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John waits at their table, checking his watch and pushing his shades up onto his head as he feels nerves fill his belly like fluttering moths. He expects her to be "fashionably" late, though he never did understand the phrase. He orders a scotch and runs his free hand over his freshly shaved face, frowning at the sensation. If he had bothered to get a haircut, he might actually look like a completely different person, and his back is to the door as she comes in, not wanting to make himself even more nervous than he already is.
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She ends up in a red and black dress she thinks he'll appreciate and white heels with a black blazer over for modesty (and sweet pockets for her makeup) even if her legs are on display as usual. Her hair remains down with her natural curls covering her shoulders. The totem is attached to her wrist at Behrad's insistence. Something, something about threatening to crash her date by throwing it at her head and running away. She's not even going to try to figure out how he knew their anniversary much less that they were running off for it.
Zari catches eyes as usual as she glides through the restaurant like she owns the place. (For the record, she is late.) That familiar mess of hair identifies John before any staff can help her. She saunters up to cheerfully, heels announcing her as always. "Look who decided to dress up for his anniversary..." She starts to tease as she grabs the seat across from John without really looking just yet. Zari settles in to appreciate the view. Her smile drops the second she takes a good look at him. Zari is honestly so shocked she can't even school her reaction. "What happened to your face?!" Happy anniversary. :)
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...And then wishing he hadn't when the follow-up hits him and he nearly spits it out. John just barely manages to swallow the booze and set it down without incident, teeth digging into his bottom lip to keep from laughing at her dramatic antics. Not like he's usually any better.
"I shaved... for you. You're welcome." Okay, he's choking on his saliva a little despite all the effort not to.
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"I've never seen you without facial hair. Is this what your face looks like when you're not trying to be dark and mysterious?" She reaches over to actually touch his face. What? They're past personal boundaries. He would literally be naked all day in her bed if she let him as far as Zari is concerned.
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